Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.

I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.

People who have never had an addiction don't understand how hard it can be.

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

I think that we all have something in common in that we have dreams. The thing about dreams is sometimes you get to live them out.

That's why I'm very proud of being American. I'm proud to pay taxes. I pay a lot of taxes, but it sure beats the alternative.

With the media, I could be quick and ugly and critical. I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.

I'm 42 now, what I would consider prime time.

I went over before the British Open and played Valderrama thinking that I might make the team, might be a captain's pick. I made the effort to go over there.

To lose a passport was the least of one’s worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended

Whenever I find a spark of that hidden fire that will sooner or later consume the old and create the new, I am drawn to it with love and hope, regarding it as a sign of my future home.

The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right.

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

The only way someone can leave you is if you let them.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

There ought to be an absolute dictatorship... a dictatorship of painters... a dictatorship of one painter... to suppress all those who have betrayed us.

Historical methodology, as I see it, is a product of common sense applied to circumstances.