The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Fellowship and interaction with people opens up God’s heart to us

The inciting incident is how you get (characters) to do something. It's the doorway through which they can't return, you know. The story takes care of the rest.

I didn't know anything about fashion, growing up in Orange County. I just knew about it through music, how ska bands dressed.

Oblivion seemed the only reasonable option.

We're all like children. We may think we grow up, but to me, being grown up is death, stopping thinking, trying to find out things, going on learning.

This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.

I want to keep winning, the hell with the record.

Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were.

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets.

Just because quantum mechanics is weird does not mean that everything that is weird is quantum mechanics.