The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

No! Wait! I've got a better idea...""Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is...""Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

Taking consistent action is guaranteed to increase the probability of your success. When combined with proper planning and perseverance, there are no heights you cannot attain.

What was the fun of being upper-class if you had to work so hard to appear bored all the time?

You discover yourself through the research of your work.

Man is only great when he acts from passion.

People need to realize that their thoughts are more primary than their genes, because the environment, which is influenced by our thoughts, controls the genes.

That's the definition of a mini-series. A mini-series is a show that has no continuing story or narrative elements between one group of episodes and another, so no, I wasn't surprised.

When I was young, I had to learn the fundamentals of basketball. You can have all the physical ability in the world, but you still have to know the fundamentals.

There are only 17,000 three-letter acronyms.

When I watch a movie, I don't make a sound or move. The more I'm into the movie, the more bored I look.

All her life she had made her own mistakes and her own successes, both usually by trying what others said she could not do.