No! Wait! I've got a better idea...""Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is...""Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

Never trust a mirror, ' his mother had told him. 'They never tell the truth unless you make them.

Behind every effect there is a cause. You can never eliminate an effect without first understanding its cause.

I was born on Wellington Avenue and my family that remains lives in the Lake Shore Drive area.

In a democratic country, when a man is accused, he's accused from a document issued by the public attorney.

Children who have been in work for a long time suddenly get a thud down to earth once the cuteness fades, hips widen, voices drop and jawlines strengthen.

I do not remember joy or sorrow in childhood, but listening for clues.

I think most Americans are against illegal surveillance of their emails and telephone calls by the government.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

I don't think you should go into politics until you can stand on your own two feet economically, if possible, and you know enough about the world.

It was not till toward the end of the thirteenth century that the prose romances began to appear.