The reson I don't own a cell phone is I like making plans and being free and being normal, the way everyone was back in the 80's. Kill your cell phone.

To me, success is when you can walk into Ralph's and buy anything you want. Ultimate success, however, is when Ralph can walk into you and buy anything he wants.

I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel like me, I stop doing it.

Creativity is more important than imagination because it requires action.

The point is, whether or not they show it at dinner parties, writers learn, by a necessity of their trade, to be the sharpest of observers.

Hockey is my life, you know. If I do not play hockey, I do not know what I do.

One can only be silent and sit peacefully when one hath arrow and bow; otherwise one prateth and quarrelleth. Let your peace be a victory!

One should refrain from intoxicating drinks and drugs.

For Europeans a president having an affair, especially in France, is a joke. No one cares, it would never bring this kind of trouble to a country.

Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it.

A society based on the freedom to choose is better than a society based on the principles of socialism, communism and coercion.

I have nothing against bombastic music, but when it comes to making albums, I'd prefer to make music that has a sort of vulnerable subtlety to it.

Sugar is more present in America or England than it is in France. I think there is an addiction to sweetness.