The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Right now I may not have it all, but I know my future is bright because as long as I live there is hope for my situation.

A loon thought he was Frank Sinatra and every time Frank came on TV or radio the loon would go mad, impostor!

I believe it is peace in our time.

We cannot accomplish all that we need to do without working together.

This is the worst problem with living history museums. They always leave the best parts out. Like typhus. And opium. And scarlet letters. Shunning. Witch-burning.

How easy it is to judge rightly after one sees what evil comes from judging wrongly!

One of the things that I wanted was to be known as one of the finest MCs and I think the people gave me the respect I was looking for.

I think that the best thing that a person can be is sincere.

I regard myself as someone who is retired but who occasionally goes out to work. In fact, I'm offered so much good stuff that it's not so occasional.

Much more may a judge overweigh himself in cruelty than in clemency.