The president, just as any other American, deserves a legal defense against personal lawsuits not related to his office. But the costs of that defense should be borne by him and not the taxpayer.

There is but one secret to success: never give up.

I voted for the Defense of Marriage Act but I do not believe we should institutionalize a form of discrimination against any minority by amending the Constitution.

Indians were here first - it's about time. We're way behind the African Americans and Hispanic Americans in getting politically involved, but we're beginning to take a page out of their notebook.

A lot of senators are so worried about convention and how they look that they wouldn't let their hair down if they had any.

You have to talk to the stone, and it has to talk to you.

It's when we're inches apart and not speaking or touching each other that I feel that we are miles apart.

It hurts that I was just one page in the book of your life…But what hurts more is knowing you’ll revise that chapter someday….….. and you’ll erase me completely.

The ugly man, is the harsh man.

A great story is impossible to forget.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.

Dreams come to those who dare dream and wake up to make them a reality.

When I'm writing new material, I never have any trouble coming up with ideas.

The dust of controversy is merely the falsehood flying off.