The people of America at some point are gonna have to realize that relying on government to fix everything is foolhardy.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Uncertainty. Vulnerability. Death. Hard truths have a secret power over us. We’d rather ignore them.

No one tells us, girls who don't go on dates, that remembering can be almost as good as what actually happens.

Do not waste your pity on a scamp.

If I had my life to live over I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

The essence of tyranny is the enforcement of stupid laws.

The most noble cause known to man is the liberation of the human mind and spirit.

As a community of artists, we might just keep safe each other's love affair.

My father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor

The attempt is to kill the false "I", so that the real "I", the Lord, will reign. "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me," say the Hebrew scriptures.