The people of America are tired of voting based on what candidates have told them they're gonna do, and nothing ever changes.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Contentment isn’t something that just happens to you, Regan Lee, it’s a choice. You have to want exactly what you have.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

'Toy Story' we found, sorta by accident, because we didn't know what we were doing, the idea of being replaced by somebody. Everybody has that fear, or encounters this jealousy at some point.

Money is everything in this world to some people, and more than the next to other poor souls.

Find the heart of it. Make the complex simple, and you can achieve mastery.

If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I would have been a terrible mother because I'm basically a very selfish human being. Not that that has stopped most people going off and having children.

The depth of our despair measures what capability and height of claim we have to hope.

It is hard to change our point of view in a conflict. Most often, it is because we are not nearly as interested in resolving the conflict and possibly creating a new "pearl" as we are in being right.