The only things you regret are the things you don't do.

The only things you regret are the things you didn't do.

Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting.

So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

Oscar Wilde said that sunsets were not valued because we could not pay for sunsets. But Oscar Wilde was wrong

Were all moving, moving, moving. Isnt it nice?

He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began, cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man.

I love to act, and I try to be challenged by what I do

For most directors, the scriptwriter is about as welcome on set as a member of the Taliban.

The reality, or substance, of professional wrestling is the ability to perpetuate a fantasy. I never distinguished between fantasy and reality. I made my fantasy reality for over 60 years.

I can always see something of myself in the characters I play.

I want my work to help people rediscover the child that's hiding in them.

In a press conference, everyone is required to be like, "I'm just trying to do what's best for the team," but really?! It's a hilarious lie that everybody allows to be told.

One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.