The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the Bill of Rights.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

A positive attitude from you tends to produce a positive attitude toward you.

Doing things God’s way is always a matter of the heart.

When there's Christmas in hell. that's what i call real Christmas!

I know that suffering is one place where He ministers to us the most. So to think that we've had our quota would be foolish. I am just longing for the day when all the pain stops.

Did you help someone today? If you did you know how that feels to truly live and know the meaning of life.

I turned and faced the Olympians."We need a shroud, " I announced, my voice cracking. "A shroud for the son of Hermes.

I think New Orleans is the best city in the United States.

There is no true and abiding morality that is not founded in religion.

It is the energy projected by an individual's own mind which creates his experience.

A man who throws himself on God ceases to fear man