The older I get the funnier I get...Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

We may kill each other someday.

Seek first the Kingdom of God and His righteousness and all other things shall be added to you.

People almost always do great things without knowing how to do them, and are quite surprised to have done them.

If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it.

Before, I thought I was actually fighting for my own self-worth; that is why I so desperately wanted people to like me. I thought their liking me was a comment on me, but it was a comment on them.

What audiences end up with word-wise is a hackneyed, completely derivative copy of old Hollywood romances, a movie that reeks of phoniness and lacks even minimal originality.

What happens when perfection isn't good enough?

There is nothing after death, and death itself is nothing.

If they're willing to stand at polls for countless hours in the rain, as many did, then I should surely stand up for them here in the halls of Congress.