The more good I do, the more money has come in. You have to learn to give. You're not born to give. You're born selfish.

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.

There's nothing wrong with being fired.

If you treat people with dignity, respect and friendliness, you can turn enemies into friends. An enemy is nothing but a friend in disguise.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

I'm no genius. I'm not at all; I just happen to look five or 10 years ahead and think things through.

It's going to cost trillions of dollars to rework the energy sources all over the world. Were going to have to move away from fossil fuels.

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

We are treated different because we want to be treated different.

A man is wise not because of his intelligence, but because of his understanding and kindness.

If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved.

A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly

Simply disabling specific critical thinking skills is all that is necessary for the god virus [to take control of a person].

I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go down to my grave accused of it and always by the same people, the ones who eat in restaurants that reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Just another cold, misty morning inviting, "want to go again?"

I believe that mental health services should be based on the premise that the origins of distress are largely social.

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