The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that.

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

There are girls, not specially beautiful, whom you could not lose in a crowd. There are other girls, apparently perfect in beauty, who seem to melt into insignificance.

Beloved King of Comedy.

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

No one knows the Truth, but those who have the Truth

If you have enjoyed something, but have never experienced joy, then u have not really been happy

That one person you are is you...its hurts but try love maybe it will get you through

Water is becoming a very scarce resource on a daily basis. Therefore, we need to teach communities to preserve it since we can't afford to live without water.

Talk to people about what they want to hear and they'll stay for more.Talk to them about what you want them to hear and they'll soon turn away.

I chose a pseudonym, Chris Marker, pronounceable in most languages, because I was very intent on traveling.

I doubt if you get another Wu-Tang Clan. That might be harder than getting the new Jackson Five

I'm sure that everyone who goes into fashion always dreams of having a perfume, since it completes the brand and exposes it in a different way.

My God, look at the words people use today. They use profanity like it's nothing. Christ almighty.

In Israel, the maximum legal penalty for denying the existence of God is one year in prison, while the punishment for denying the existence of the Holocaust is up to five years' imprisonment.