The little stations are very proud because the expresses have to pass them by.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

You want to be happy? you should first learn how to let it go

Next time I will ...""From now on I will ..."- What makes me think I am wiser today than I will be tomorrow?

It would be fun to do a reunion show. I hope we do it some day, but it better be soon. We're all getting on.

When grand plans for scientific and defence technologies are made, do the people in power think about the sacrifices the people in the laboratories and fields have to make?

I got a letter from the government the other day I opened and read it...it said they were suckers.

I think celebrities suck.

No compass has ever been invented for the high seas of matrimony.

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.

Do I even think about myself as a woman when I go to make art? Of course not.

Let's be very clear, if you check the F.E.C. records you will see I am supporting George W. Bush