The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.

It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist.

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.

Don't take your bad shots home with you.

A buoyant, positive approach to the game is as basic as a sound swing.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.

If I had to cram all my tournament experience into one sentence, I would say, Don't give up and don't let up!

Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.

His heart was leaping against his ribs like a frantic bird. Perhaps it knew it had little time left, perhaps it was determined to fulfill a lifetime’s beats before the end.

Women and people of low birth are very hard to deal with. If you are friendly to them, they get out of hand, and if you keep your distance, they resent it.

Minimization is what happens when we take the "world is flat" idea too far...and act as if people everywhere are the same (and thereby minimizing the differences).

I knew the exuberance of playing before an admiring audience and hearing my secret voice.

I always go in very emotionally when I'm doing music. Sad or happy, I'm always into it.

Good music always defeats bad luck

"Great guys" can make great husbands.

Every time I am in danger of believing the glamour of my own press, some incident inevitably brings me back to earth.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

Someone said that patriotism is the last refuge of cowards; those without moral principles usually wrap a flag around themselves, and those bastards always talk about the purity of race.