The job of the critic is to report to us his moods.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.

We are always learning

A great destiny needs a generous diet.... What can be expected of a people that live on macaroni!

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

An honest observer of the evolution of conditions in Egypt would discover that terrorism is an alien phenomenon, strange to our values and heritage.

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.

I think that just being alive inspires me.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

We did a good job and I'm just glad I have it for a second time.