The internet has a way of mainstreaming everything. Any artist, any musician, any sexual kink, any political view point, it's all there.

Don't listen to what people tell you, there are always doubters. Work hard, believe in yourself, and believe in your ability and just work hard.

If there is one beast in all the loathsome fauna of civilization I hate and despise it is a man of the world.

Fast movement during exercise does not produce fast muscles, or strong muscles, or large muscles, it produces only one thing, a thing to be avoided, it produces injuries.

We all have different athletic strengths, but I bring a mentality, a physical toughness, an attitude, that they do not have, that helps me with the athleticism.

Before I came along, my field was dominated by myth, superstition, deceit, and outright fraud. I overcame it by the simple application of logical thinking.

I learned to never quit, and academics always come first. I had to make sure to get my degree, because I learned that athletic ability and sports don't last forever.

Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace.

A freakish homunculus germinated outside of lawful procreation.

Crises in themselves are highly educational.

The prettier. Now fight for it.

If you want a happy Christ-centered marriage, you must be centered in Christ!

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

Just once how I'd like to see the headline say, not much to print today, can't find anything bad to say.

The one foreign policy issue that Donald Trump took a stand on was that he was against the Iraq war. Even though it wasn't true, he kept saying again and again and again.

Well, well, my boy, if good luck knocks at your door, don't you put your head out at window and tell it to be gone about its business, that's all.

When you have one million dollars, you're a lucky person. When you have 10 million dollars, you've got trouble, a lot of headaches.

Every duty we omit obscures some truth we should have known.

I don't think I'm funny.

I've seldom become nostalgic or settled.

Good manners are never passé.