The heart of Christianity is a myth which is also a fact.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

All that exists is just and unjust and is equally justified in both respects.

In the act of creativity, the artist lets go the self-control which he normally clings to and is open to riding the wind.

True eloquence scorns eloquence.

Anyone that's involved in development has discovered that all the good work that's been done in development has been undone by the AIDS emergency.

The destination you think is going to make you happy, doesn't.

I'm opening the doors, I'm buying dinner. Yeah, I'm romantic.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

If people want a role model, they can have Miley Cyrus.

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

If one will always have to feel white first, and African second, it would be better not to stay on in Africa