The greatest dream that we can have is to forget that we are dreaming.

Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Coach like the coach you want to be ten years from now.

The only reason I became a writer was so I could exist on a piece of paper.

Puttin rhymes into shape just like Jack LaLanne.

The debt of gratitude we owe our mother and father goes forward, not backward. What we owe our parents is the bill presented to us by our children.

Free speech is meaningless if the commercial cacophony has risen to the point where no one can hear you.

Junior high is so much worse than high school because at least in high school different is more accepted, celebrated actually: all the girls with blue hair and gothic Hello Kitty backpacks.

I kind of have to be a master of cleaning, extracting and trusting my data before I do anything with it.

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

Costs do not exist to be calculated. Costs exist to be reduced.