The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

Life is a work in progress.

If you're not first, you're last.

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

No collection without compensation.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

Courage is action, not talk.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

All three wore the air of superiority assumed by people who are already in a place when studying new arrivals.

What greater or better gift can we offer the republic than to teach and instruct our youth?

Faith in oneself... is the best and safest course.

I like solitary pursuits, such as reading or pottering about in the garden.

I personally do not owe the debt that was owed by the campaign.

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.

I am always looking for a great play and a great part to do.

When I was little, I asked God if I could meet my mom just one more time, and my prayer was answered in 2001. It was weird.

When you don't want something enough to make the effort, making an effort is a waste.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.