If you're not first, you're last.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

Life is a work in progress.

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

No collection without compensation.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

Courage is action, not talk.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice.

When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!

The most important things we talk about on Sundays are things to which we pay very little attention.

The behaviour of President Bush on 11 September certainly gives rise to not unnatural suspicions.

When Allah inspires your tongue to ask, know that He wants to give

Just because it's broken doesn't mean it loses its importance.

The whole of mankind's progress has had to be achieved against the resistance and opposition of the state and its power of coercion.

People do not understand that what I do on stage is a character, my fans know who I truly am.

You never really see me acting a fool on TV.

What impresses men is not mind, but the result of mind.