The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

Open your arms to CHANGEbut don’t let go of your VALUES.

. . . I suppose one starts out, as a child, being romantic and dreaming of adventure. Poetic. Then reality comes along, and with it, a whole lot of prose.

For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.

All the promise of a movie is in the trailer.

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

If you catch somebody doing something wrong, he will just cringe away and curl up. He will not listen anymore. Instead, he will think of how he can counterattack.

Are women necessary? Not with Ava around

Once it stops being fun, we won't be able to do it anymore. People are going to know that we're not having fun, and we're going to know that we're not having fun. So at that point, it just ends.

Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics.

If I could only fly, you see, a lot of my problems would be gone. When you think of just how much I'd save on shoes alone.