The girls show more skin these days, but I think, generally, they behave the same way as when I was growing up.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Longevity can't be the only test of love.

That was other thing i hated about kids; they always said th exact things that deep dpwn you already knew, would never admit, and most certainly never wanted to hear.

If thou hast no inferiors, have patience awhile, and thou shalt have no superiors. The grave requires no marshal.

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet!

I looked at this tiny, perfect creature and it was as though a light switch had been turned on. A great rush of love flooded out of me.

I am a huge Leonard Cohen person.

People have different ways of interpreting history.

You ain't heard that we swallow guys?

Human psychology has a near universal tendency to let belief be coloured by desire.