The features of character are carved out of adversity.

Mistakes? That's why they put erasers on pencils.

The things I carry are my thoughts. That's it. They are the only weight. My thoughts determine whether I am free and light or burdened.

Life is happy when u make it. Its boring when u hate it

You should author the narration of your life and organization. If you don't, someone will, and you may not like it.

I never said most of the things I said.

How in this world can we put a man on the moon, and still have a need for a place like St. Judes?

The more you know, the more you can make fun of

I imagine that no art has ever been learned from books. fly-fishing is no exception.

I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests.

Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' up Fuji in a movie.

One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O.