The fact that a trick fooled you is not enough reason to perform it.

Audiences are not easily fooled, but they are easily confused.

Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards

The better you are, the closer they watch.

The similarities among different kinds of audiences far outweigh the differences.

The key to spontaneous wit is an unburdened mind.

6. You want to help him.

In your cells right now, an enzyme is making a copy of your dna in less than two hours, right in the nucleus.

Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.

I don't use the word gourmet. The word doesn't mean anything anymore. 'Gourmet' makes it sound like someone is putting sherry wine in the corn-flake casserole.

No one can make you serve customers well. That's because great service is a choice.

What keeps me motivated is not the food itself but all the bonds and memories the food represents.

If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.

Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it." - Landon Carter

I was deposed in association with a case involving the Golden Venture, a ship which smuggled Chinese aliens into the United States about eight or nine ago.

We should talk over the lessons of the day, or lose them in Music, Chess, or the merriments of our family companions.