The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

When we look up at night and view the stars, everything we see is shinning because of distant nuclear fusion.

A healthy PFC means a healthy cognitive grip over the world with very little elements of prejudice.

[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.

Eanna love us, Adaon preserve us, Morian guard our souls.

As all truth is from God, it necessarily follows that true science and true religion can never be at variance.

Capacity for love in its higher forms seems to be peculiarly human although even in humans it is still peculiar.

A judicious reticence is hard to learn, but it is one of the great lessons of life.

She wrote, 'Dandelion, I love you.' And I thought that was magic. It's not in you, it's between you. It's bigger and stronger than you are

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

You can't be a band and not play, and playing is so invigorating. It breathes life into you. So does creating something out of nothing.