The calendar is a human invention

If I loved someone, I could never let him go away from me. I would be too miserable and lonely.

All that a man hath will he give for his life.

He who every morning plans the transactions of the day and follows that plan carries thread that will guide him through the labyrinth of the most busy life.

I believe a champion wins in his mind first, then plays the game, not the other way around.

I stole a significant amount of money from a family member. I knew I was going to get caught, but I was so desperate I didn't care. It was a cry for help.

Just ask the Border Patrol about Hillary Clinton. You won't like what you're hearing.

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I look upon myself as a musical bricklayer with architectural aspirations.

Feminism is definitely a part of everything I do.