The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

All of life is more or less what the French would call s'imposer, to be able to create one's own terms for what one does.

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clenches his fist.

I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern.

Am I kin to Sorrow, That so oftFalls the knocker of my door—Neither loud nor soft, But as long accustomed—Under Sorrow’s hand?

I feel if I'm healthy and happy, I look good. With a good mixture of fitness and healthy food I always feel great!

Always wear a smile because you never know who is watching.

No one is good but God alone. What is good is therefore divine, what is divine is therefore good.

It's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.

Reese Witherspoon is my everywoman. She's managed to have a family and this amazing career. That's the goal.

I do not speak for my church on public matters; and the church does not speak for me.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

... there's nothing new under the sun - everything can be traced back to Archimedes or even earlier.