The best kind of giving is thanksgiving.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed to relieve yourself out of the former then you've become too full of yourself.

I have a present for you.” He raised his eye brows. “I don’t like your surprises.” “You’ll like this one. Close your eyes.

Maybe there are people who are gamers who haven't seen movies I have made, or the movies I have made have made no impression on them at all.

Petroleum is the product of a distillation from great depth and issues from the primitive rocks beneath which the forces of all volcanic action lie.

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

If you say you don't have time to do it once a day, then you're the one who probably needs it twice a day.

Michael Jordan makes you bring your game to another level. That's why I loved competing against him.

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.

Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.

The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy.