The best investments you ever make are investments in yourself - and your education. Those investments always pay big dividends.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

During our first date, I wanted to hold your hand so badI almost cut mine offand threw it at youto see if you would catch it

New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I've discovered, a good bit of being a woman consists of picking up garbage.

He flattered himself on being a man without any prejudices; and this pretension itself is a very great prejudice.

Pink is the navy blue of India.

I think that the obsession with technique is a male thing. Boy's toys. They love playing... I would rather search for a new model or location.

Being disguised under the disfigurement of an ugly crucifixion and death, the Christ upon the cross is paradoxically the clearest revelation of who God is.

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

If I can pay the bills, I'm happy.

I wouldn't be a very good writer if someone hadn't taught me how to read.

A doctor’s door should never be closed, a priest's door should always be open.