The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.

People who understand how to convert their time into useful products do not complain of boredom. They have too many important tasks to accomplish that they can hardly get bored.

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

We are convinced that happiness is never to be found and each believes it possessed by others to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.

The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings can do in the highest level is amazing.

Maybe you just don't see your own beauty.

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

The fact is that Americans were sent to Russia that have not been returned.

I'm just worried about the unintended consequences of the laws.

A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.

Though Death be poor, it ends a mortal woe.