The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

If you find yourself unwilling to share, you are cheating yourself.

If we fail to learn from our trials and errors then we truly fail.

As to the past, I would not mind retrieving from various corners of space-time certain lost comforts, such as baggy trousers and long, deep bathtubs.

The federal debt in this country is principally of Republican design.

My parents, especially my mother, were no influence on me whatsoever.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

View others as unfolding beings in their journey toward higher consciousness.

Hillary Clinton are going to raise taxes and Donald Trump and I are going to cut them.

The wonderful thing about books is you never run out of them, you can just keep going. So I'm always finding new writers, or old writers that I just happen not to have read.

The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do.