The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.

I just lay in my room for days ... weeks.

I've been hit in the head so many times, it's hard to remember that far back. I don't remember specific games.

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.

For a long while she only looked at him ... as if she didn't want to interrupt the beautiful moment with words.

The limited circle is pure.

If you write about a place, you need to be right about the place!

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

Look, miracles in the Middle East are a reality.

Anatomy is to physiology as geography is to history; it describes the theatre of events.

Consumption is the death of capital, and the only valid arguments in favor of consumption are arguments in favor of death itself.

I'd rather create a miniature painting than a Taj Mahal of a book.

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.

Gangbanging is a survival instinct, regardless of how anybody tries to paint it.