The Miami Heat has the best fans.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

One of the great benefits of being married is always having someone to tie one's tie.

A hero ventures forth from the worldof common day into a region ofsupernatural wonder. Fabulous forcesare there encountered and a decisivevictory is won.

In love, unlike most other passions, the recollection of what you have had and lost is always better than what you can hope for in the future.

Youth is the trustee of prosperity.

With compassion, we see benevolently our own human condition and the condition of our fellow beings. We drop prejudice. We withhold judgment.

Exploitation and oppression is not a matter of race. It is the system, the apparatus of world-wide brigandage called imperialism, which made the Powers behave the way they did.

I knew it wasn't good when it happened. It's definitely scary. Every now and then, something brings you back to reality.

The truth knocks on the door and you say, go away, I'm looking for the truth, and it goes away. Puzzling.

When the mind is free of fear, guilt, anger and is more centered, then it holds the power to heal any ailment.

Boris [Johnson] follows the Bullingdon playbook: you break it and someone else has to fix it.