The English public doesn't really like Shakespeare; it prefers football.

A man's character never changes radically from youth to old age. What happens is that circumstances bring out characteristics which have not been obvious to the superficial observer.

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

Misquotation is the pride and privilege of the learned.

Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from womb to tomb, and, when we are least expecting it, deals us a series of crushing blows from behind.

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Never neglect an opportunity to play leap-frog; it is the best of all games, and, unlike the terribly serious and conscientious pastimes of modern youth, will never become professionalized.

Every day, I wake up and say, 'Good Morning, Jesus.'

I dress like a tomboy.

Time may change me, but I can't trace time.

There were some ups and downs. But it is about how you overcome those ups and downs.

The right to rebellion is the right to seek a higher rule, and not to wander in mere lawlessness.

That is the crux of modern conservatism - government taking strong measures to foster the attitudes and aptitudes necessary for increased individual independence.

When you care about other people, it takes the spotlight off your own drama.

When I was thinking about The Lion King, I said, we have to do what theater does best. What theater does best is to be abstract and not to do literal reality.

I did comedies for 10 years and I learned a great deal.

No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds - November!