The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

I always returned from my travels with new books.

But games always cover something deep and intense, else there would be no excitement in them, no pleasure, no power to stir us.

I don't believe we own our children, they're their own souls who make their own choices, we just guide and support them.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

New York City was the world's biggest vibrator. Everything vibrated above, and below the streets.

Again rejoicing Nature sees Her robe assume its vernal hues Her leafy locks wave in the breeze, All freshly steep'd in the morning dews.

Perpetual anticipation is good for the soul but it's bad for the heart.

Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

And Caesar shall go forth.