The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

Your personal growth is the only thing that matters. You own and write your story

Two thousand years ago God invited a morally corrupt world to the foot of the cross. There God held your sins and mine to the flames until every last vestige of our guilt was consumed.

When he entered the Oval Office - by fate, not by design - Citizen Ford knew that he was not perfect, just as he knew he was not perfect when he left. But what president ever was?

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The gravity of the time is such that every new avenue of peace, no matter how dimly discernible, should be explored.

To look ahead one must learn to look back.

GE is falling under the same cloud of the market as a whole. Investors are not focused on the positives that are occurring like corporate profitability.

I hope that you, too, will choose to have a journey instead of just a life. Actually, I hope it's a full on expedition.

I learned Spanish at home and, since half my family doesn't speak English, it's my first language.