The Concept of Gender Does Not Exist....All There Is, Is What Is

Be cautious when associating with those who have little or no value or appreciation for time.

If you don't take care of this the most magnificent machine that you will ever be given...where are you going to live?

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

Nature is the inspiration for all ornamentation

The new century will see changes that will dwarf those of the last.

While I think the earth is warming, I don't think that man-made causes are the primary factor.

Sometimes I love acting but then sometimes I think it's too much for me. And I don't know if it is something that I could do for the rest of my life.

The reality is that we have missed a lot of opportunities in Iraq because of a failed policy.

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!