The British people think that if someone is disabled, then they should get all the care and support that we can offer.

Printing money is the last resort of desperate governments when all other policies have failed.

Well look, no one takes pleasure from people making money out of the misery of others, but that is a function of capitalist markets.

Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.

I think the British people have a strong sense of what is fair.

A generous basic state pension is the least a civilized society should offer those who have worked hard and saved through their whole lives.

We will also target tax evasion and off-shore tax havens... Everyone must pay their share.

Just as we should never balance the budget on the backs of the poor, so it is an economic delusion to think you can balance it only on the wallets of the rich.

Let's also teach people about pensions and savings, insurance and the like. But if they aren't already familiar with numbers that won't be as effective as it might be.

I did meet Mickey Mouse in California, and he seems to be writing the Labour party's economic policy at the moment.

What makes people angry and we are on the side of hard-working people who want to get on in life and they see how government is wasting their money.

What do the vitarags [the enlightended one] say? If you want to be beaten up, then beat others. If you want to be slandered, then slander someone.

If half of a country is rotten, the other half will soon start rotting as well!

Many people have accused me of having a romantic view, whereas I personally I feel sorry for those who have lost romance in their lives.

I don't even watch my own show: I tape it, I'm out.

I don't know how many 78-year-olds are listening to 98 Degrees music.

I'm going for something very raw and organic.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

So far as I am concerned, I am not at all aware that there indeed exists a serious side as well to my cartoons drawn in an inspired mood of mischievous abandon.

Good manners are a part of good morals.

We are the mirror - As well as the face in it.