The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

Anger is a tiger that can eat you alive if you are not careful.

Failure. It doesn't exist. 'Failure' is just what happens when we lose perspective.

We have a vision of South Africa in which black and white shall live and work together as equals in conditions of peace and prosperity.

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread.

I know gymnastics. It's always been a subjective appreciation.

All writers are vampires.

Understand who you are and who you want to be, and thereby learn how you may best relate to others.

Take care that old age does not wrinkle your spirit even more than your face.

All we have, all we are, are clichés.

None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.