I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

Good day, fair maidens.

And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same.

Good breeding in cattle depends on physical health, but in men on a well-formed character.

Embryonic stem cell research wears no political stripes - it is embraced by conservatives, liberals, Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.

I was a fashion addict by the time I was 11 years old. I'd wear a miniskirt and patent-leather boots.

I write five, six days a week. The thing is capturing the voice. I feel like I've been perfecting one voice - in different iterations, sure, but the Russian-ness has always been the undercurrent.

Even success needs its consolations.

There are people of spirit and there are people of passion, both less common than one might think. Rarer still are the people of spirit and passion. But rarest of all is a passionable spirit.

The concept of conservation is a far truer sign of civilization than that spoilation of a continent which we once confused with progress.

The controlled chaos is one way to get creativity. The intensity of it, the physical rush, the intimacy created the kind of dialogue that leads to synergy...

To book commercials, you do something to get to a callback, and once you get to the callback, you've got three minutes to get the people to want to hang out with you for a day.