That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.

Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

I've never been in any country for more than four years, and I'm learning different languages all the time. It gives you a different attitude.

When the church finds its members falling into gross and scandalous sins, then it is time for the church to awake and cry to God for a Revival of Religion.

I read the book with interest, but when Jackson was a candidate in 1828 for the Presidency, I opposed him and voted for Adams. I favored a protective tariff.

Suburbia is all about private ownership and not having to share, and it leads to a paranoid, defensive mindset. I know this, having grown up in Essex.

In all that surrounds him the egotist sees only the frame of his own portrait.

It is a good success to take people from the city to the forests; but there is a much greater success: To bring the forest to the people, to the cities! To bring heaven to the hell!

Art is a form of asset. Hedge-fund managers who have made money fast should diversify into other areas.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?