Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.

You have no right to make jigsaws of people.

I just want to listen and build relationships with as many of my colleagues as possible.

Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving.

If certain women walk straight into adultery, there are many others who cling to numerous hopes, and commit sin only after wandering through a maze of sorrows.

I had an old typewriter and a big idea.

I'm aware of how lucky I am. Being able to make pretty good money, and get to do a lot of fun work, and at the same time I'm not besieged by photographers.

Clever policy consists in making nations believe they are free.

The world is known by the senses The senses are known by the mind The mind is known by Consciousness And Consciousness is known by itself

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

What is the real relation between happiness and goodness? It is only within a few generations that men have found courage to say that there is none.