That’s the problem with following all the rules—somebody else is eventually going to get ahead by breaking them, and then where will you be?

It’s easy to be a hero when your own survival is aligned with someone else’s, when your victory is a victory for your entire clan.

Let us help each other

I didn't find out until I became a father. You don't just LOVE your children. You FALL in love with them.

Each day can be one of triumph if you keep up your interests.

I would always wait to take you home.

I can teach a chimp how to make linguini and clams. I can't teach a chimp to dream about it and think about how great it is.

Government may not redistribute private wealth or grant special privileges to any individual or group.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.