That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Success is counted sweetest by those ne'er succeed.

Never let life's hardships disturb you ... no one can avoid problems not even saints or sages.

If we do not live and manifest in our lives what we realize in our deepest moments of revelation, then we are living a split life.

Then fear will grow pale and fade away, and you will be free, through your faith in our strong and living Savior, Jesus Christ.

I'm sure everyone has many types of music that they enjoy.

A sea setting us upon the ice has brought us close to danger.

Keelhaul the poets in the vestry chairs.

Let's put it this way, I like number seven.

Churches that make an impact are more focused on putting boots on the streets than butts in the seats

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried