That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If you are distant and misanthropic, selfish or cruel, you will find yourself alone in life and death.

The only thing that can fall in Love is Love

Prayer serves as an edge and border to preserve the web of life from unraveling.

There are three types of baseball players-those who make it happen those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happened.

We cannot seek or attain health, wealth, learning, justice or kindness in general. Action is always specific, concrete, individualized, unique.

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.

Management creates an empowered state of mind in the organization by treating employees as part-owners of the business and expecting them to act like owners.

To be able to have an effect on someone's life is extraordinary .

Today you are standing in a position that would please the friend and would anger the enemy and all the infidels. You will be victorious against the enemies and you are causing them to suffer.

Crime oft recoils upon the author's head.