Stupidity has its sublime as well as genius, and he who carries that quality to absurdity has reached it; which is always a source of amusement to sensible people.

The cleverest of all the devils is Opportunity.

An illusion which makes me happy is worth a verity which drags me to the ground.

The compulsion of fate is bitter.

Endurance is the prerogative of woman, enabling the gentlest to suffer what would cause terror to manhood.

Too oft is transient pleasure the source of long woes.

To be silent is sometimes an art, yet not so great a one as certain people would have us believe, who are wisest they are most silent.

To do nothing by halves is the way of noble spirits.

Man blindly works the will of fate. [Ger., Blindlings that er blos den Willen des Geschickes.]

For whatever a man has, is in reality only a gift.

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

He leaned toward me and said his name like he was sharing a secret and it made me think he probably kept a lot of secrets. His smile was sweet and his teeth the tiniest bit crooked.

What we see and believe about our self is what life will give back in return.

I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice in life.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

Christmas is a time when God showed His love for us, and we're ready to show God's love in the communities where we live and serve. That's the purpose of the church.

We buy books, we go to gyms, we expend a lot of brain power on trying to hold back time, when we should be celebrating the miracle of being here in this world.

Doctrine divides, but doctrine also unites. It binds together the hearts of God's people who celebrate the truth of God together.

Come, then, let us go forward together with our united strength - and win a better future for generations to come.