Stop making some excuses why you are unhappy with your life, and start finding some reasons why you should be happy with the gift of life that you have.

No one can convince a man of his erring ways as persuasively as experience.

You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.

Sweet freedom whispered in my ear, you're a butterfly, and butterflies are free to fly, fly away, high-away, bye-bye.

Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says 'What would I do without you?' is already destroyed.

If you don't define the problem you'll never reach a painful solution.

You’re so American. You believe everything is possible, everything will come. I know differently.

Although I wanted my players to work to win, I tried to convince them they had always won when they had done their best.

When I did the cover of 'Cosmo International,' Turkey picked it up and I got a lot of backlash for it.

It would not take a monster to destroy a monster - but light, light to drive out darkness.

The thing to remember about Phuket is it's very beach-oriented and relaxed. The trendiest beach is Koh Sirey, which is full of groovy places to have a cocktail and watch the sun go down.