Stealing is a lazy man's way. Something for nothing, leaves you hell to pay.

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

Don't lie, then you can look the whole world in the eye.

The chance of a criminal getting caught, is only slightly better than getting hit by lightning.

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

Doesn't love have to be tested by reality and time, or else isn't it only a dream?

Science literacy is an important part of what it is to be an informed citizen of society.

Everyone has to start somewhere. If you let people bring you down now, you’ll never know how high you could climb. And you owe it to yourself to try.

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

The evolution of the capitalist style of life could be easily - and perhaps most tellingly - described in terms of the genesis of the modern Lounge Suit.

Is nothing in life ever straight and clear, the way children see it?

Control the things you can control .

When you struggle hard and lose money, you're a hero. When you start making money you become a capitalist swine.

I feel like everybody has a purpose. For me, I just want to be an example of what I talk about like speaking and what I preach about when I speak to schools and companies during the off-season.